Quartgilwiklarn is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, humorless
crab.
Quartgilwiklarn created viruses four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Quartgilwiklarn, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Quartgilwiklarn, it will turn you into a puffin.
Quartgilwiklarn's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.
Quartgilwiklarn's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
3. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Never paint your feet black.
5. Do not drink alcohol.