Yattflamveg Libpaskop Budhomcid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, humorless swan.

Yattflamveg Libpaskop Budhomcid created time and space nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattflamveg Libpaskop Budhomcid, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yattflamveg Libpaskop Budhomcid, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yattflamveg Libpaskop Budhomcid's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Yattflamveg Libpaskop Budhomcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Do not listen to music.