Zakgablib is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, fast rhinoceros.

Zakgablib created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakgablib, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zakgablib, it will be very sad.

Zakgablib's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Zakgablib's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green dresses.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never hurt otters.

4. Run away if eight badgers approach from the north.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.