Gubbadcun is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, almighty dog.

Gubbadcun created the universe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubbadcun, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gubbadcun, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gubbadcun's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gubbadcun's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.