Gubbadcun is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, almighty
dog.
Gubbadcun created the universe three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gubbadcun, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Gubbadcun, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Gubbadcun's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Gubbadcun's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.