Weejonpinyarpgubratkentarp is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, charitable raccoon.

Weejonpinyarpgubratkentarp created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Weejonpinyarpgubratkentarp, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Weejonpinyarpgubratkentarp, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Weejonpinyarpgubratkentarp's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Weejonpinyarpgubratkentarp's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Weejonpinyarpgubratkentarp must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think about gravity.