Listfaggess is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, kind human.

Listfaggess created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Listfaggess, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Listfaggess, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Listfaggess' most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Listfaggess' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never wear brown tights.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Listfaggess.

4. Erect three carbon sculptures of Listfaggess on top of important buildings.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.