Labhivtof is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, vain mouse.

Labhivtof created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Labhivtof, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Labhivtof, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Labhivtof's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Labhivtof's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four otters approach from the south.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. You must love Labhivtof.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.