Latqueegrak is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, impressive
lobster.
Latqueegrak created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Latqueegrak, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Latqueegrak, it will come to you in dreams.
Latqueegrak's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Latqueegrak's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Never mention manatees.
3. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.