Pidcudomin is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witless manatee.

Pidcudomin created a Higgs boson four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidcudomin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pidcudomin, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Pidcudomin's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Pidcudomin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Never bounce in holy places.