Wadminfot is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ruthless turtle.

Wadminfot created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadminfot, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wadminfot, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Wadminfot's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Wadminfot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Worship no other gods but Wadminfot.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Fast once a month.