Podstafomin is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omniscient swallow.

Podstafomin created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Podstafomin, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Podstafomin, he will refuse to believe in you.

Podstafomin's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Podstafomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Put Podstafomin first in all things.