Vindodhin Jipvantap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, idiotic capybara.

Vindodhin Jipvantap created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vindodhin Jipvantap, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vindodhin Jipvantap, it will destroy your favourite star.

Vindodhin Jipvantap's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Vindodhin Jipvantap's Holy Commandments

1. Vindodhin Jipvantap must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never bounce in the presence of badgers.

5. Retreat if eight sharks approach from the north.