Titkonzed is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, pitiless hyena.

Titkonzed created a charm quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Titkonzed, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Titkonzed, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Titkonzed's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Titkonzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.