Bassnabquam is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, all-powerful sheep.

Bassnabquam created silver four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bassnabquam, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bassnabquam, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bassnabquam's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Bassnabquam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mice.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always wear pink.

4. You must never eat grapes.

5. Do not eat pineapples.