Farrutlid is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, uncaring human.

Farrutlid created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Farrutlid, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Farrutlid, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Farrutlid's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Farrutlid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt turtles.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. You must love Farrutlid.

5. Never think about comets.