Giglitkipfutdutquagbass is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, loving goblin.

Giglitkipfutdutquagbass created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Giglitkipfutdutquagbass, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Giglitkipfutdutquagbass, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Giglitkipfutdutquagbass' most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Giglitkipfutdutquagbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always look after injured gulls.

3. Erect three nickel sculptures of Giglitkipfutdutquagbass on top of important buildings.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Fast once a month.