Sugfommot is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, unjust bear.

Sugfommot created a top quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugfommot, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sugfommot, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Sugfommot's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Sugfommot's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never think ill of sick gulls.