Danhitgidlarn is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, awesome mink.

Danhitgidlarn created the planet Venus seven million years ago.

If you believe in Danhitgidlarn, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Danhitgidlarn, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Danhitgidlarn's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Danhitgidlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about sheep.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Hide from red badgers for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about black holes.