Zigflatnakbest is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, loving butterfly.

Zigflatnakbest created a photon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigflatnakbest, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zigflatnakbest, she will be mildly annoyed.

Zigflatnakbest's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Zigflatnakbest's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Zigflatnakbest six times a day.

2. Hide if seven seals approach from the west.

3. Retreat if five monkeys approach from the south.

4. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.