Hamhonnurtquart is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, fussy jellyfish.

Hamhonnurtquart created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hamhonnurtquart, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hamhonnurtquart, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Hamhonnurtquart's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Hamhonnurtquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never sit in the presence of sharks.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.