Doghamhud is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, charitable hedgehog.

Doghamhud created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Doghamhud, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Doghamhud, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Doghamhud's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Doghamhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt dolphins.

2. Never wear blue shoes.

3. Retreat if five swans approach from the west.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Doghamhud on top of all buildings.