Cubcubab is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, humane cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cubcubab created bats two years ago.

If you believe in Cubcubab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cubcubab, she will turn you into a worm.

Cubcubab's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Cubcubab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

2. Never eat limes.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Never paint your legs pink.

5. Never hurt grasshopers.