Lippophad is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, fast horse.

Lippophad created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lippophad, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Lippophad, he will turn you into a slug.

Lippophad's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Lippophad's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Lippophad on top of important buildings.
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