Popwiklist is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, fast mongoose.

Popwiklist created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Popwiklist, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Popwiklist, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Popwiklist's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Popwiklist's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five ducks approach from the east.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Popwiklist on top of all buildings.

3. Retreat if three moths approach from the north.

4. Feed all hungry swans.

5. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.