Hen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, smart hydra.

Hen created a strange quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hen, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hen, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Hen's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Hen's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hen.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.