Gilyosscab is a god.

She takes the form of a small, witless human.

Gilyosscab created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilyosscab, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gilyosscab, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gilyosscab's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Gilyosscab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about tomatoes.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Gilyosscab loves voles, so they must be honoured.