Dibdudcam is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, blissful wolf.

Dibdudcam created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibdudcam, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dibdudcam, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dibdudcam's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Dibdudcam's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dibdudcam.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never write about comets.