Jigmadfut is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, merciful raccoon.

Jigmadfut created matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jigmadfut, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jigmadfut, he will turn you into a worm.

Jigmadfut's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Jigmadfut's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Never skip in holy places.