Dutquafcep is a god.

He takes the form of a small, grumpy chicken.

Dutquafcep created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutquafcep, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dutquafcep, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dutquafcep's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Dutquafcep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Dutquafcep on top of all buildings.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.