Fadcetkim is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, capable fairy.

Fadcetkim created the planet Saturn six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadcetkim, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fadcetkim, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Fadcetkim's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Fadcetkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always look after injured voles.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.