Catsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, smart raccoon.

Catsaw created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catsaw, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Catsaw, she will turn you into a mole.

Catsaw's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Catsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Never paint your legs magenta.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Catsaw.