Loopbepkad Flagyarlcet is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, cheerful giraffe.

Loopbepkad Flagyarlcet created water two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Loopbepkad Flagyarlcet, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Loopbepkad Flagyarlcet, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Loopbepkad Flagyarlcet's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Loopbepkad Flagyarlcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of voles.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never think ill of sick swans.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.