Bagvogcissquag is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, capable naga.

Bagvogcissquag created snails four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagvogcissquag, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bagvogcissquag, he will send you a sign.

Bagvogcissquag's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Bagvogcissquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always obey Bagvogcissquag's priests.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. You must love Bagvogcissquag.