Gidstafmaparf is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ruthless chicken.

Gidstafmaparf created the cosmos eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gidstafmaparf, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gidstafmaparf, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gidstafmaparf's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Gidstafmaparf's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. You must love Gidstafmaparf.

3. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.