Zedtapvig is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, self-confident
bird.
Zedtapvig created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Zedtapvig, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Zedtapvig, it will cry a lot.
Zedtapvig's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.
Zedtapvig's Holy Commandments1. You must love Zedtapvig.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Zedtapvig loves voles, so they must be honoured.
5. You must pray to Zedtapvig nine times a day.