Fudnullbum is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, generous human.

Fudnullbum created a photon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudnullbum, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fudnullbum, it will manifest in front of you.

Fudnullbum's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Fudnullbum's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

2. Never wear orange kilts.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.