Hatarfdub is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, weak hare.

Hatarfdub created a photon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hatarfdub, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hatarfdub, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Hatarfdub's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Hatarfdub's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always help sharks in need.

5. Do not kill foxes.