Jonbungab Yardiss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, prudent pigeon.

Jonbungab Yardiss created Asia two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jonbungab Yardiss, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jonbungab Yardiss, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Jonbungab Yardiss' most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Jonbungab Yardiss' Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Jonbungab Yardiss must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Do not take Jonbungab Yardiss' name in vain.