Lidbidcatneg is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, weak bat.

Lidbidcatneg created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidbidcatneg, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lidbidcatneg, it will strike you with lightening.

Lidbidcatneg's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Lidbidcatneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention grasshopers.

2. Lidbidcatneg loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not covet oxen.