Davfottal is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, idiotic armadillo.

Davfottal created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davfottal, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Davfottal, he will turn you into a duck.

Davfottal's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Davfottal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Put Davfottal first in all things.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always help manatees in need.

5. Always take life seriously.