Tafzigjop is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, boastful rhinoceros.

Tafzigjop created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafzigjop, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tafzigjop, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Tafzigjop's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Tafzigjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. You must love Tafzigjop.

3. Always help monkeys in need.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.