Sidmonvab is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, generous dolphin.

Sidmonvab created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sidmonvab, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Sidmonvab, she will turn you into a duck.

Sidmonvab's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Sidmonvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always help manatees.

5. Capybaras are not to be trusted.