Mistailbud is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, weak fairy.

Mistailbud created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mistailbud, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mistailbud, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Mistailbud's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Mistailbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always help cats.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never wear black tights.