Rawnak is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, prudent hyena.

Rawnak created silver two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawnak, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rawnak, it will destroy your home solar system.

Rawnak's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Rawnak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight copper sculptures of Rawnak on top of important buildings.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never eat green fruit.