Yatkimgen is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, benevolent weasel.

Yatkimgen created a charm quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatkimgen, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yatkimgen, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Yatkimgen's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Yatkimgen's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not speak about aubergines.

3. Do not hurt bats.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.