Wigquillfit is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, compassionate wren.

Wigquillfit created tapeworms six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigquillfit, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wigquillfit, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Wigquillfit's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Wigquillfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always obey Wigquillfit's priests.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Run away from magenta dogs, for they are unholy.