Sabsomhim is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, bad-tempered hyena.

Sabsomhim created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabsomhim, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sabsomhim, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Sabsomhim's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Sabsomhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Hide from brown foxes for they are unholy.

4. Never wear green stockings.

5. Never play with disobedient children.