Listartbug Cuddissing is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, amazing bee.

Listartbug Cuddissing created Europe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Listartbug Cuddissing, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Listartbug Cuddissing, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Listartbug Cuddissing's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Listartbug Cuddissing's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always help dolphins.

4. Put Listartbug Cuddissing first in all things.

5. Never eat beans.