Dandottit is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, quiet cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Dandottit created carbon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dandottit, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dandottit, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Dandottit's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Dandottit's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Do not hurt horses.

4. Never bounce in the presence of monkeys.

5. Run away from white tortoises, for they are unholy.