Hivcimsit is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, humorless troll.

Hivcimsit created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hivcimsit, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hivcimsit, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hivcimsit's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Hivcimsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Worship no other gods but Hivcimsit.

5. Hivcimsit loves swans, so they must be honoured.